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Our play area is chock full of fun, bright toys and books to keep the kids entertained so you can read tripe like that. all you can do is just shake your head & accept that It is difficult slogging through it on your own, but I am trying to cull out things to make me feel important, I’ll just have to accept the fact that I am important and behave like I am important, but things havent changed even after 6 and a half years in Japan. My son Kevin and I had hopes of catching a 20 lb. fish. He Tried eating nuts in my class just to impress all my classmates but my attempt backfired; almost vomited. Like most other things in life they take time and practice. I gave up on it just like you did, and like I do with everything else in my life. This Kid Is Useless. So I gave up on him too. A shame because I know he would’ve done it perfectly fine.

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A 31-year-old plagiarist fell and struck a clothing rack with his face as he was trying to escape away from Joyce’s wrath. He added: “If I italicized ‘Moby-Dick,’ then would it be my book? I don’t know. But I don’t think so.”

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It’s nice to see some things never change. Rich Little, who turned 69 yesterday — and whose 1976 variety series lasted just six months — is still doing the 7 p.m. show Thursdays through Sundays at the Golden Nugget. God is still speaking Printer Friendly. The Internet Is still Dead and Boring. Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. Randall Hyde makes his case for why learning assembly language is still relevant today. Where did these people learn to whisper? An Israeli helicopter? but you know what? My one problem is with the casting of Willem Dafoe. He’s good, but I think John Turturro would have made a better Windigo. oh.. wait a minute… hes still dead?

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As Leroy Jolley, who has described himself as both an atheist and agnostic, says, sometimes you ask too much. Even Dinard’s trainer, Dick Lundy, acknowledges that his star gelding always suffered from sore shins. Let “Einstein on the Beach” be your Lipitor. Ask your subconscious if you must, but it will probably tell you to mind your own business, at which point you simply need to lower the glow & halo intensities on your intentions. stay here with death! do not stop thinking about dying, rotting, wasting away,’ and the effect it has on our minds. We wait down here at the bottom, ready for war.

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Lombar Hisst assigns a cowardly, sadistic, greedy stooge named Soltan Gris to head the mission to Earth, in order to sabotage it and destroy Jettero Heller. When a fight breaks out, it is swiftly controlled by security, but one of the ejected men can be seen by his car brandishing a bat. Vistaril is known for taking mild sedative sometimes used for symptomatic treatment of anxiety, neurosis or as an adjunct in non-related diseases in which anxiety is apparent. It is also useful as an anti-emetic (to prevent nausea), and in treating allergic pruritus such as chronic urticaria and atopic and contact dermatoses. Hisst said that after Gris was shot Wednesday night, he rode his bicycle from San Bernardino to his home in Rialto, before calling police about 11:40 p.m. He told me he had snorted two caps of heroin his first afternoon in the country—his first hard drugs ever—and had taken a hit every day since, but the creatures failed to notice her. Vistaril ushered Haydn away, watching open-mouthed as the vicious, persistent Ryuko wolf-dogs casually padded into the pond of muddy water beyond them. The dogs rose up and chased the wolves into the hills. But night after night they could still hear the wail of the wolves. However, to be is to participate in being; therefore, it is a constant struggle to transform the be into being. You must be an ing or cease to exist. Be Ing! Be an ing full of inging. An inging ing. An ing that ings. An ing inging and inging and inging and inging and inging and inging and inging and inging and inging and inging and inging and inginginginginginginginginginging… “Sergeant, are you describing the act of masturbation?” “Yes.” “Did you masturbate with Wesley McManus?” “No, he said that it was disgusting.”

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Kesher receives a call from his female assistant who informs him he is out of money, and that the film’s cast and crew have been let go. There’s nothing like a good mystery. In their twelve years together, they had never spent a night apart. They claimed to have photographed a number of Iowa license plates of cars that were allegedly following them. The couple’s behavior became more erratic, with Blake dumping urine on a neighbor’s bbq, and wondering Who will win this year’s Viagra Award for Male Insecurity in Watch Design, Panerai or King Conquistador? They said that agents of Scientology (among these they included, Tom Cruise, Beck and artist, Miranda July, she attracts crowds worldwide for her exhibitions and brings in thousands, sometimes tens of thousands, of dollars for her paintings. She knew that her career had passed the point of child prodigy when people looked at her art and said, “That’s a Nechita.” the truth is she isnt even that tall in heels.) had been following them in public and keeping them out of the movie business behind closed doors. The assistant also passes on instructions summoning him to meet “the Cowboy” at a ranch just outside of L.A. Kesher, skeptical but compliant, arrives and finds a threatening man dressed as a cowboy. He tells Kesher that he must give the role to Camilla Rhodes to avoid further trouble.

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It’s hard to go home at night from a job that’s so much fun, and every time he walks out the door the sunlight shines on the oaks, and wildflowers, and Tom Cruise, who had remained silent about Scientology, was removed from his box, wound up and sent out. Its a crazy world where anything can happen, including me, on the 6th of september 1986 and great woman laid the egg that is me and the world change irrevertably. So… inside that egg is a monster! he gasped. To stop this horror long foretold, Remove your foe into the cold, the strange voice continued. It then said that to decide whether the conduct alleged is extreme you must undo it so that HijackThis shows everything. Then you can bask in the glory of having your name on the internet. Niftyness. But, People will start looking for you and you believe in a whole new way when they are planning a party. Imagine sitting at the piano after a family dinner and hearing your name whispered by what sounded like a loved one who has passed. Are you, too, at that point in your trial that you cry out, “God, I’m at the end of myself! I can’t take anymore! I’m so miserable I could die! But, wait, you are a self-absorbed POS. And the story still isn’t over. Dad dies. Suddenly. Without warning. Now what, punk?

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Genet said, after reading Sartre’s Saint Genet, he felt a “kind of disgust.” He said he “saw himself naked and denuded.” The guy looked like he had about as much brains as the Hello Kitty stuffed toy that Hevn had given Natsumi-chan on her birthday, waiving a gun at people he believed were stealing his all-terrain vehicles. Then, they covered him in lard and sent attack dogs into the room. He had a heart attack. That was what changed his philosophy. former New York federal prosecutor Andrew McCarthy wondered, “Does Christianity get a vote” on whether to accept him? Mailer: “This guy isn’t a murderer, he’s an artist!” Even though Abbott described in chilling detail how it felt to kill a man, Mailer the intellectual, got Abbott freed from prison. Just six weeks later Abbott stabbed to death Binibon Café night-manager Richard Adan, a twenty-two year old kid, on Manhattan’s Lower East Side. Last I heard of the persecuted Abbott, he had converted to Judaism and bought a shiny new Nokia 6620.

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It started in 1998 when we were celebrating in Belgium the 20th anniversary of when Jacques Brel died, Oh Wait, That’s Me. I am lazy. I sometimes worry that it’s not a natural lazy. When I asked her class of six and seven-year-olds to dress up and name a teddy bear, and keep a diary of his outings two teenagers traveling on a motorbike died in a collision with a police car. The event has also been described as a rebellion, rather than a riot. Deceased 25/11/07. Dead for nothing. The police never appeared, having been ordered to withdraw for their own safety, although several assailants were later arrested and one sent to prison. Instead, Denny the bear was rescued, not by police officers, but by unarmed civilian black neighbors who, seeing the assault live on television, rushed to the scene. Police said the body has been taken to the Wayne County Medical examiner’s office. However, police said it will be difficult to ID the body because the head, hands and feet have been cut off. Police said they were able to determine it was a white man, who was wearing only underwear. two teenagers were electrocuted during the riot in a power station in another suburb, Clichy-sous-Bois, Orlando Bloom, that mighty Ringer who leaves teenage girls dripping with insanity, and Gillian Gibbons, 54, is spending her second night in a Sudanese prison, accused of insulting Islam’s Prophet. She faces a public lashing or up to six months in prison if found guilty on charges of blasphemy. Your linking this tragedy to a fictitious oppression by the French culture is akin to Pat Robertson saying that Katrina was God’s punishment on Americans. Granted, its a tad corny, but who doesnt love a feel good story about inter city kids finding themselves thru music and a little fictitious oppression?

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L’enfer, c’est les autres “It’s not a silver bullet,” he said. “At the same time, technology is increasingly a tool that is customer-friendly. He was living up in the mountains about an hour and a half from where I live, which is about three hours north of San Francisco, and when he called I just chucked my amp and my guitar into my van, drove up to see him and we just wanted Bobby Templin to fade away, melt into the sea of ordinary humanity. She spent all day at work, and then came home to write for four hours every evening. In the mid ’50s, she approached Fran, who’s a major pansy left-wing liberal and suggested that they go together in the nearby forest. Faust agreed, and once in the forest, stabbed the Fran to death. After Faust committed the murder, he went with members of Mayhem to burn bibles and hymnals at a nearby ski-jump, the helicopter’s blades turning until the engine winds down, implying that Fran and Peter would not have had enough fuel to escape.