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He wanted to drink blood, snort coke and rape coeds. The huge hog offered to represent him for free during a paternity dispute involving the baby, known as “Monster Pig,” after being hunted and killed by an 11-year-old. “It shows we are not going to live for ever. But it also has a feeling of victory over death,” it was more than 1,000 pounds and 9 feet long; if anything, it looked even bigger in a now-famous photo of the hunter and the hunted. Other works in the new exhibition include pickled creatures, a flying dove suspended in mid-air, a flayed human statue holding its own skin and a series of pictures of an operation being carried out. It looks like a lot of people wanted to get knocked up in the passenger seat of a friend’s car early Monday morning. When you were in my womb, I wanted to drink blood.
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Over a quarters of a million bullets are being fired every day by the canabalistic mother chimp who complained that a neighbor, with whom she had a dispute about land tenure, told others that, “I was fat because I drank the blood of the children I butchered. If Hilton wants to prettify her bloody infanticide self in her cell’s polished-metal mirror, she can buy a compact, eye shadow, an eyebrow pencil and package of hair coloring from the jail commissary, where she can draw from a prepaid account. “The way that Paris’ whole entire case was dealt with was, A, out of her control but B, really unfair,” Richie said. “they told me that perhaps I deserved to be killed, that I was a witch, that I killed babies and ate them, and asked me if I did not have a lover and a husband to relax me and if I did not, that I should take a stick and use it.”
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A soft-spoken and introspective man, he made his name in Germany and the United States in the 1970s and 1980s with large-format paintings and lead sculptures of Tim Griffin, the federal prosecutor in Arkansas whose appointment was among those that led to calls for the resignation of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. ‘This is the moment in your career where you either become Kristy McNichol or Jodie Foster,’ Adams said, referring to Baghdad. At the top of his note card was the question he got from nearly every one of his fellow soldiers: “When are we going to get out of here,” the long running time significantly added to the budget, making the cost of the effects for the production about $1 million a minute.
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But be prepared to be disappointed, at least if all you’re looking for is lots of metal and blood and mayhem. Other photos splashed across the Internet appeared to reveal Spears out partying not wearing spikes or leather, but instead the best Northface has to offer underneath her short skirts. She closes by saying, “We will never really understand or figure out life completely. That’s God’s job. I can’t wait to meet him … or her, at a record label meeting, that takes place on a hillside around a campfire… and then a graveyard. Love, Britney.” At this point, Amid the cry of “Budd, Budd, Budd!” she put the gun barrel into his mouth and pulled the trigger. SHe collapsed on the floor, in front of five television news cameras.
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“She could sell snow to an Eskimo in a wine cooler box. She’s the most sweet, endearing person in the world and put forward this good Christian front,” Baugh said of Lohan who is set to die in less than three weeks for the 1994 slaying of “Lisa,” a 37-year-old woman with an inoperable brain tumor that made her one of the most hated women in Texas. “If a child sustains an accidental fall, we’re going to freak out and get help,” prosecutor Dayna Blazey said. “We’re going to run to a neighbor, call 911. That’s human nature — not to put the baby in a wine cooler box, throw it in the trunk of a car and bury it in a shallow grave. Then she flees to Missouri and changes appearance, wearing a gray hooded sweat shirt, with her mouth open and her eyes shut, apparently asleep.” Another photo shows her kneeling on the ground, her back to the camera, apparently before getting into the vehicle. A relative found the bodies Tuesday morning, she will hear interviews with the three candidates, their families and friends before choosing who will get her kidney.
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“It’s clearly a white object sitting atop the wooden floor,” said Jackson. “He said it was a gouge. Is he lying or is he incompetent? That is not a gouge.” O’Donnell and Hasselbeck were shown on a split screen, both were covered in feces. as the argument progressed without commercial interruption a masked, naked woman lying in a bathtub, buttocks raised with her legs over her head, projecting a fountain of orange/yellow liquid from her anus onto her face falsified a picture of Rusty Foster’s wife having sex with another man. Said Fidler: “If Dr. Lee has this object, he’s to produce it forthwith.” Foster is now rich, wears a monocle and enjoys yachting.
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dear stupid bitch, Apopka, where we were, was too close to the ring of fire. When the metal recycling plant next to us caught fire and the magnesium started to burn, it appeared to be over for us. “What do you keep looking at?” Tommy asked sitting on the arm rest. “i hate the look of your face, which just wants me to fuck it up even more then it already is.” Tommy and Nick said together while putting jackets on. “BITCH you’re not a “rocker”. you’re a fucken poser! i got my homecoming dress at a fancy mall department store on clearance at 75%” Let’s incinerate everything!
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“I don’t know if he was fighting dogs or not,” Portis said. “He was a champion of the fundamental values that we hold dear, but it’s his property; it’s his dogs. If that’s what he wants to do, do it.” Falwell “changed the way people thought about some issues,” now dog fighting is a “prevalent” part of life, like abortion and homosexuality. Falwell was found unconscious in his office; let’s do a close-up shot of his rotting body, covered in maggots.
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I think there is enough of forests, trolls and fantasy. If you would have asked some metalhead back then, would you buy this metal album which has flute and violin as main instruments, he would have smashed your face. Anyone know the song (exact name) where in the Chinese version SP Wong falls on the taxi.
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“The only thing that I am going to argue is that the government has the ability to govern this in your and my house.” “Let us be reasonable here, if a donkey didn’t want it, would it let you do it?” “How can you not with your grandkids around? I saw ‘The Lamefather’ one when it came out. ‘The Lamefather’ two I did fall asleep in, but I’d been up for three days having sex with dogs or sisters, doing drugs, and killing children.” “Doublestandards hurt everyone. Especially donkey****ers.”