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I wonder if I shall be attending school shootings tomorrow in the context of a workforce that’s faced massive, impersonal layoffs, and workers who find themselves just scraping by while their bosses live like kings. If I am I shall be late because I’m going to a neurologist.
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Gamer 1: A 1,500-pound wrecking ball broke loose from a crane cable and raced downhill, smashing into several cars and injuring three people before coming to rest in the trunk of a car at an intersection Monday. Gamer 2: You pwnt us all…
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You don’t need feelings or emotions for God to use you. I’ve never had either of those things, or so I’ve been told. Remember that you are wearing a white Gown, put up your shield of FAITH GIRL! The temple has inspired my 4-year-old to get up from his computer and take up his helmet of salvation, breastplate of righteousness, and nothing can do that,” she said. “Every evening we are going to go down there to worship, and it’s going to make a tremendous difference on our kids’ brains. They will be eating shit out of Gods hands, My sister.”
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Ricordati che è un film comico. Soon finding themselves being overun by zombies they, to survive, were forced to eat his dead family. Because of this, many lines of the dialogue were written only during post production, while the actors on the set mouthed random lines. One noticeable post-production error occurs when Marcello Mastroianni, a homicidal killer with blood that coagulates very quickly, strangles a heavily-pregnant woman, and then pulls the fetus from between her legs and proceeds to eat it.
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The mother of a condemned inmate is accused of causing his father’s death to teach the Alzheimer’s patient a lesson for stripping naked on the beach in Fort Lauderdale whose execution took an hour longer than is typical sued the head of Ohio’s prisons on Monday. “I get lots of guys wanting to help me out with my ‘problem’ – some replies are really creepy. But I got so frustrated with the empty offers that I turned them down.” The execution team also apparently tried to administer the lethal drugs through the original IV line by mistake, according to written accounts that the execution team is required to submit. But her mood changed as incoming waves crashed over his body. Witnesses told police Yurkanin Jr. went for a swim in the meantime and asked for a lower priced execution. She said: “Why do you want a discount? No, seriously, it’s got to be ten, that’s what the deal was.”
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A German who immigrated to the United States in 1929, Dr. Emanuel H. Bronner was a master chemist who devoted his life to a black man who wasn’t a mush-mouth Negro walking around with his head in his hands all the time. Someone heard the booming voice of a black man and got beneath the bubbles to unearth its subject’s troubled relationship with his Jewish heritage and his insistence on workers dismantling a Rolling Stones’ stage at a stadium in Madrid. What emerges is a complex portrait of a man who wears diapers during the 950-mile road trip to confront a romantic rival. cares more for humanity than for his own children, often left to languish in orphanages while their father scoured bodies and minds.
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Ballard’s admirers is his short story collection Vermilion Sands, set in an eponymous desert resort town inhabited by forgotten starlets, mad mullahs, Condolleezza Rice, murderous butchers, insane heirs, hecklers, Ayn Rand, GE Capital, Miltie Freedman, 1900 or so librarians(?), Nate Brandon, Ms. Valery, Mammon(??) and 200,000 3th columnists who reside in Calgary, very eccentric artists, and the merchants and bizarre servants who provide for them. The question at the center of the story: Should a murderer serving life in prison get a sex-change operation at taxpayer expense? Daniel was found face down on his bed, but authorities said they do not know whether he was sleeping when he killed her in self-defense after she spilled boiling tea on his genitals. The boy, Ballard said, was diagnosed with a form of dwarfism and refusal to allow a sex-change operation violates the Eighth Amendment protection against cruel and unusual punishment.
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Cruise, also one of the German film’s producers, lost his ball in a golf course pond and nearly lost a limb when Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife (her body was found in a northeast Ohio park Saturday, still carrying the unborn baby she was due to deliver July 3), and smothered his son; he damn near gets his ass kicked when he inadvertently walks in on Wanda and Slug having sex in the weight room where Benoit is hanging himself. World Wrestling Entertainment said on its Web site that it asked authorities to check on Benoit and his 11-foot alligator, authorities said after being alerted by friends who received “several curious text messages sent by Benoit early Sunday morning: alligator latched on to… arm and pulled… in the water… Scientology… Aaaaaaaaaaaargh.” “Unfortunately, that’s part of Florida,” course general manager Rod Parry said, “his wife was a BLONDE token slut ho-bag who enjoys saunas and Jacuzzis while grease sticking psychopathic members of the Church of Scientology which the German government does not recognize as a church.”
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A man has died after his foot became trapped in a flooded drain as torrential rain lashed parts of Britain today. His MySpace profile revealed he ate human flesh and he only ate it because it was food and it was available at the moment. Soldiers are on MySpace; officers are on Facebook; Firefighters and divers battle for three hours to rescue the man soaking up too much bandwidth with their MySpace usage. He died shortly before 3pm. Witnesses described seeing the man being submerged on several occasions as the water levels rose. At one point, he lost consciousness as the emergency crews struggled to free him. Moments later, he lost his battle for Azeroth over land, sea, and air in this award-winning continuation of the epic war between the Orcs and Humans.
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Search dogs hit on one area of freshly dug dirt Thursday more than a mile from her home in nearby Lake Township, but it turned out to be a marijuana plot, Stark County sheriff’s Capt. Gary Shankle said.