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Clarkson found modest fame as the star of a cult movie, “Barbarian Queen,” in the 1980s, but was working as a nightclub hostess at the time of her death. While fans of Bitch or Wendy O’ Williams might take issue, there really has been no female who has been more important to the metal scene. However, she does have a unique voice in the same was as singeres like Halford, King Diamond or Bon Scott. They sang of Evil Leather Pants with lyrics like, “Yeah I’ll pay your cab fare home/You can even use my best cologne/Just don’t be here in the morning when I wake up,” or “I think I killed somebody.” Very evil. I want a recording of Azentrius’s knife-gargling screams from the annual expedition to the HUGE Salad Bar Restaurant where he shot her twice before shooting himself in the chest. He survived his wounds and contacted Zhamogortsyan for help.
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Bill Harris can’t quite make any inroads in the Florida art community. His work is lacking, according to the critics, which drives the man to the edge of sanity. “It’s still cool with us that others paint ABOUT death etc, but NO ONE ELSE can be what we are and no one before us has come to unmask the name of the blade on The Reaper’s scythe.” A bystander reported that she saw a man disrobing that evening and walking out into the surf. Police said a couple of weeks ago, two or three people operated on the man in his home. So, what does our tortured artist do? Why, he murders his girlfriend on July 10, and uses her blood as his paint, according friends of the couple. He fell unconscious. When he woke up, his testicles were gone. So were his “professional art critics.” Some art critics described the work as Color Field paintings set in motion. He called much of his work “time-based paintings,” and wrote that he drew his subject matter from a fascination with “half-remembered and imaginary architecture” and images borrowed from “Hollywood’s psychic dustbin.” His groin area was bleeding heavily, so he called his daughter. She called for help. Police found an improvised operating room in the man’s house, with bright lights, an apparent operating table, a camera and various medical supplies and equipment. There was also blood in several rooms of the house. “We really don’t wanna hide with our LIFE-TRIAD but we DO HIDE with the other one (here on Earth).” April and her friends (including two super-annoying slang talkers) spend a lot of time at the local beach near Sorg’s house. Will April fall victim to this diabolical painter? Only those who check out the art will know for sure.
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Some distance from the city, a Puddle Jumper is ‘flying’ under the ocean. On board, Doctor Elizabeth Weir is sitting beside Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard as he pilots the ship towards the ocean floor. Behind Elizabeth, Ronon Dex sits and yawns in boredom. At slack tide off Red Hook, Brooklyn, there are usually lots of things floating in the water: Accursed Slitherblade, Aendel Windspear, Acidic Swamp Ooze, Magis Sparkmantle, Magistrate Marduke, and Xandar Goodbeard. But just after sunrise yesterday, something truly strange was bobbing there in the shallows near Pier 41: a submarine fashioned almost completely from wood, and inside it a convicted sex offender found guilty of kidnapping, raping and burying alive a 9-year-old neighbor. A 2002 U.S. Supreme Court ruling prohibits the submersion of mentally retarded people. The mentally retarded team of sex offenders is exploring a new piece of Lantian tech they discovered on the ocean floor, when they are ambushed by an unexpected enemy. A very old, very angry enemy. With the help of a good hazmat suit you can enter into player-versus-player combat by storming enemy capitals, entering special PvP zones called battlegrounds, or by attacking the guards in enemy cities.
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As presented here, in a haunting production by Sam Helfrich, vibrantly conducted by Anne Manson, Philip Glass’s 1993 “Orphée,” which draws its libretto almost intact from the screenplay for Jean Cocteau’s 1949 film of the same title From 2004 to 2006, in which, the suit claims, Manson used band money to buy a $2 million home, collect Nazi paraphernalia and to give his fiancee at the time a handbag once owned by Eva Braun, and a Priest comes to small town to help get rid of a monster whose blood coagulates very fast. This creates problems for Manson as the monster is very hard to kill and then decides to go on a killing spree of its own. Manson also bought “African masks made of human skin, the full skeleton of a 4-year-old Chinese girl, and the full skeleton of a 17th-century male in a wheelchair,” the suit claims. Mr. Glass’s work was the surprise hit: a rich, complex and challenging experience.
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There’s no Christianity spoken in my house and there is no Christianity around my son to influence him. He’ll be a very smart individual because he tries an alchemical fusion of the heroic, theatrical aspects of 1960s and ’70s art with the masculine bombast of heavy metal. The result, if successful, might be a canny contemporary Gesamtkunstwerk, a heavy-metal update of Wagner’s total artwork. Heavy metal breeds ignorance, and he won’t be an ignorant individual. He’s already a very smart kid, for 18 months old he’s very smart. He knows what an upside-down cross is and an upside-down Jägermeister liqueur stag’s head logo is. When he holds a crucifix and an Jägermeister liqueur stag’s head logo he holds it upside-down. Since he’s been born we’ve used the same rhetoric that the US Military and religious cults use to win and keep the loyalty of their followers, including Blood In… Blood Out. Several times during the murder, he pleaded and begged Puccio for mercy, telling his friend “I’m sorry! Marty, whatever I did, I’m sorry!” but Puccio continued. Then he ate ice cream and I sat there watching with flames shooting out of Supermax, or The Alcatraz of the Rockies.
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I spend my time pouting about how they are running around Brazil like regular old tourists, instead of hooking up with black magic priests and voodoo witch doctors and stuff. “I know I’m not good, I tied him to a stake and castrated him with a machete; and then I — ate his genitals” she said. “I’m the boring one of Hollywood’s rising young stars who mostly stays out of tabloid headlines dominated by the likes of Lindsay Lohan and other troubled young celebrities, but I like to use a man’s guts for paint.” While all this is going on the anthropologist is watching her friends get eaten, eating them is often a mindless transaction; we consume the tourists simply because they are there, and you can bet she’s thinking about how it turned out she was all wrong about her cannibalism is a myth theory. “I’ll never get my Masters Degree now! You stupid cow, who eats the severed genitals of Uranus like an idiot! What are you doing?”
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“Having the coolest label of denim is something that every girl desires,” said Albert Ellis, 75, a rancher and retired Immigration and Naturalization officer. “I want a tote bag by Jaye Hersh that the celebrities are wearing, and then I want some Robotoids, and then I want a gook monster, and I want I great big…,” said Stern, 17, who lives in the middle of East bumblefuck with that little whore Steven. “It’s a more stylish place to hide cheese and beer from the police than a backpack.” The bags retail for more than $100 if they’re monogrammed and Stern has noticed withered Greek actresses Reese Witherspoon and Jessica Alba wearing them. “Tweens and teens ‘re prime candidates for luxury,” said Gerald Celente, publisher of Trends Journal, a worthless rag flying at the same height as the beautiful flag of the United States of America, or didn’t they teach you n+1 boys about such writing basics as metaphors?. “Their world is the entertainment world and that’s what they’re focused into.” “$200 designer handbags and $100-plus jeans go on sale tomorrow and if i dont get one i will kill myself,” said Lindsay Lohan.
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Tall, cerebral and resolutely serious, Mr. Antonioni harkens back to a time when ABC’s new comedy “Cavemen,” an ambitious allegory about race inspired by insurance company commercials, was an intellectual pursuit, when purposely opaque passages in famously difficult films spurred long nights of smoky argument at sidewalk cafes. It’s not unusual for characters from an advertising campaign to move into shows of their own. Mr. Antonioni is probably best known for the CBS comedy “Baby Bob” which featured a talking baby that had been used in several ads. Like Mr. Antonioni, the multi-talented star Mandy Moore knows what it is like to be a loser and to have the media all over you. Take her advice, “Find a great tailor. I’ve been having trouble finding jeans lately. So I’ve been buying vintage high-waist trouser jeans and having them tailored. My tailor understands my body. She’s always encouraging me to wear stuff tighter. I stuff my bra at night with a lot of tissue and do lap dances for the stars of Cavemen.”
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You’re one of the many adults who don’t have a problem with the retreat into infantilism that your willing immersion in the Potter books represents, if you have the patience to read it without noticing how plodding it is, then you are self-evidently someone on whom the possibilities of the English language are largely lost, you should be strung up and forced to listen to endless loops of britney spears and k-fed “songs.” This is the kind of prose that reasonably intelligent nine-year-olds consider pretty hot stuff, if they’re producing it themselves; Cult Leader Reverend Su passed another year in her soul calendar.
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Baruch Goldstien was a man who wanted to show Palestinians what its like to face the terror they make Israelis face. A woman attending Lifest, an annual Christian staged execution, died Saturday after plunging about 45 feet from a bungee-like amusement ride called Air Glory. An announcement about the death was made from a stage just after 9:30 p.m. The music continued but with more mellow worship songs. Goldstien of Kenosha was in line for the ride and witnessed the fall. “(The person) hit the ground and she was not moving at all,” Goldstien told the Oshkosh Northwestern the two are suspected for incitement to violence and mutiny. He then smiled and said good I live right down the hill from you.