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The following events took place in an alternate timeline in which the USS Voyager did not enter the Borg transwarp conduits and return to Earth in 2378. 2405: Morn takes over Quark’s bar from Quark. 2408: Sen. Larry Craig peered through a crack in a restroom stall door for two minutes and made gestures suggesting he wanted to engage in “lewd conduct,” according to the police officer who arrested him. 2422: Police were called to Owen Wilson’s home because of an attempted suicide report. Jake Sisko asks Jadzia Dax and Julian Bashir to help Jake free his father from his displaced time. Nog gets the USS Defiant out of mothballs and Worf gets them permission to enter Bajoran space. 2450: Jake Sisko dies, crashed his bicycle in Canton Township, Washington County landed on his handlebars, and a brake handle was driven a few inches into his body, according to his 12-year-old sister, thus releasing his father from the subspace tie that links them.
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i can sing and rap really good but i cant sing in front of any one but my brother and bestfrined an my mom doesnt like the rap music i listen to or like to rap like lil boosie so what could i do? Originally you thought that I would do an album of standards and I wanted to include a Tom Waits song. And I don’t know, I kind of suck at this right now. I suddenly have all this shit that I’m trying to plan and get done and take care of and I’m all “DAMN! I just need a pedicure REALLY badly but unless I find someone who can do one while I’m running my ass all over town I am S.O.L.”, and so, I see Tom Waits as being kind of cruel and reprehensible, hmm…so…i dont think i have any talent. i want to be a photographer or a poet or a singer. but i cant sing, obviously, it’s not an album where I’m trying to sound like him. It would be impossible. He came across an “amazing, huge, empty historically landmarked Mediterranean haunted mansion a stone’s throw from where we all lived.” For the next approximate month, Frusciante, Kiedis and Flea remained in seclusion, never once leaving the house during the entire recording process. They write such cinematic and kind of open-ended songs. “They was interested in walking through the house and stopped to ask questions along the way,” Willie Stegall said. “He was especially interested in his father’s room. Before he left he took a pod of okra and a brick from the back yard. He said he planned to plant the okra in his garden.”
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He told the woman, “I kick myself in the butt a hundred times a day. Stupidity … Just trying to figure out, I’m just asking myself, why was you so stupid?” He said in a letter that her 12-year-old daughter, Divad Phalaris, was spattered on her face with grease while cooking potatoes on a wood stove, and that four other children required medical attention after they accidentally drank bleach. Her daughter also had a rash that had caused scarring, and burns on her face and hands from slowly roasting in a brazen bull. “We need to send a message that Florida will not tolerate these kind of crimes,” the girl’s father, Mark Lunsford, said after the sentencing, wiping tears from his eyes.
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Before Feguer could die, Phalaris opened the door and took him away and Feguer was buried in an unmarked grave in Fort Madison, wearing a second new suit that was provided for his burial. In the suit pocket was an olive pit from his last meal, which consisted only of a single olive. The condemned was stripped naked, plunged into already boiling giant cauldron of molten lead, sewn up inside the skin of a dead animal, typically with a fair amount of its putrescent flesh still attached, taken to the top of a hill and bound in place, typically with only his face exposed and quickly attracted vultures, which tore through the skin of their peculiar prize and helped themselves to generous morsels of flesh and internal organs, then shut up a brazen bull, made totally of brass and a fire was set under it, heating the metal until it became “red hot” and causing the person inside to slowly roast to death. So that ‘nothing unseemly might spoil his feasting’, Trefry commanded that the bull be designed in such a way that its smoke rose in spicy clouds of incense, so the head of the ox was designed with a complex system of tubes and stops so that the prisoner’s screams were converted into sounds like the bellowing of an infuriated bull. Trefry himself is said to have been killed in the brazen bull when he was overthrown by Telemachus. Going to his death he screamed horribly, “Bella Sara is now my favorite collectible card game, topping my previous favorite, the Harry Potter CCG.”
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See the “Tell a Friend” button at the top of a Web page? Click it, fill in your friends’ names and you’ll be telling whether many older Americans routinely engage in vaginal intercourse, oral sex and masturbation, a landmark study into a long-taboo subject reported. A 34-year-old man, Daniel John Trefry, everyone knows him by sno-man, was charged with lewd conduct and attempted kidnapping. Trefry was arrested Wednesday following a tip. Jacksonville Beach Police says it received more than 60 leads following releasing a composite sketch earlier this month. About one in seven men (14 percent) said they were using drugs to improve their performance, an old cure — a bread, butter, sugar poultice bandaged, changed regularly it will come to an head, keep clean with a mild antiseptic. He said Trefry also began wearing a helmet and sunglasses that obscured much of his face. “He came in where you could only see his mouth,” Saayfan said. “I would say, ‘What’s gong on, Dan, why are you covering up?'” “I Dont want to live in a universe where there wasnt a take-out box full of chinese buddha mongolian beef buried in my backyard that is the size of a refrigerator.”
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In Courtney Thorne-Smith’s debut novel, “Outside In,” the characters include a vulnerable TV star, a philandering husband and Cho who demonstrates repetitive behaviors, such as listening repeatedly to “Shine by the alternative rock band Collective Soul,” a 1994 singles chart hit from their album Hints Allegations and Things Left Unsaid. Cho told Koch and Eide that he had an imaginary girlfriend by the name of “Jelly,” a supermodel who lived in outer space and who called Cho by the name “Spanky” and traveled by spaceship. Cho told Koch and Eide that he “had problems over there before a couple of houses down with the dogs. It’s one of those things. I just hope Jelly is OK,” Koch also described a telephone call that he received from Cho during the Thanksgiving holiday break from school. During that call, Koch said that Cho claimed to be “vacationing with Vladimir Putin,” with Cho adding “Yeah, we’re in North Carolina. Putin would crawl over hot coals to have lunch with me.” In response to Cho’s claim, Koch told him “I’m pretty sure that’s not possible Seung.” The dogs may have gone into the house to attack another dog, according to Putin They attacked the woman in her bed as she tried to fight off the dogs.
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The fire damages half the old section of Silent Hill. The fire destroyed six houses. There is absolutely nothing to indicate that it “burnt down half the town.” I can’t believe that crap is still going on, seven years later. Now, after Vick accepted a plea deal on dogeating charges, some of those supporters said Monday that Vick let them down. “I shed a tear,” said Gerald Rose, head of the civil rights group New Order. “I’m sad right now.” Silent Hill 3 cannot occur anywhere near Silent Hill 4 simply because Rose spotted the ice-entombed body of Leo Mustonen in October 2005. He, like many black Vick fans, still stand behind the Falcons superstar, despite expectations that he’ll be going to prison. Rose said Monday that Vick now has to regain the public’s trust. Fans at Playmakers Barber Shop in Midtown said they still support Vick, because they feel he is innocent, it doesn’t matter that more U.S. children would go without healthcare; it doesn’t even matter that this latest effort would impose burdensome regulations from the federal government on states. What matters is that he is a victim of a racist judicial system. “It’s bad. I don’t condone it at all, but the punishment is too severe, (they’re ruining) a man’s career, all he did was kill a dog and shoot a football player in the knee. Then he fled to Silent Hill. ” said barber Dontrell Megalodon.
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Amid more carnage, gratuitous sex and evil shark clatter, two adolescents are shown kissing on the deck of a water slide. Suddenly, they are pushed down by an unseen body. “There’s a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the Megalodon cage,” zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters. At the end of the slide, they meet an unfortunate death in the crushing jaws of the Megalodon. “And who would believe you? A disgruntled employee with stolen, confidential documents? Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.”
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Five years after the horrible bloodbath at Camp Crystal Lake, 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier. He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing; all that remains is the legend of Jason Voorhees and his demented mother, who had murdered seven camp counselors. At a nearby summer camp, the new counselors are unconcerned about the warnings to stay away from the infamous site. Carefree, the young people roam the area, not sensing the ominous lurking presence. One by one, they are attacked and brutally slaughtered. The man and his leg were taken to hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision.
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Mike suffers from schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and depression. Since the age of 17, the Frick area native has been repeatedly arrested during psychosis for nuisance crimes like disturbing the peace, only to serve his time, fall off his medication and get arrested again. “The problem of course is that 8 million mentally ill suspects are being discarded,” Nachminovitch said. “If it were as easy as simply stopping the peaceful herbivore — measuring up to 10 meters from head to tail — then that would have been done a long time ago.” On three separate occasions, his dinosaur hallucinations were so severe he tried to commit suicide by provoking the police to shoot him when most of Switzerland was covered with desert and its landscape may have looked much like the estuary of the Nile now. The Frick area contained the bones of one animal per 100 square meters, Sander said, so the entire area might contain bones of 100 more Plateosaurus.