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I’m just sitting here in my recliner, playing oblivion, and then I realize he’s trying to find that particular horse because he has inventory items stashed in the horse… he’s not just trying to recover it because he needs a mount…. then I realize My eyes are on FIRE!! . . . . . . Who put tabasco in my contacts? then I drank 26 beers before my rectum and my intestines fell out a couple inches from my butthole. I had to get 13 stitches.
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A homeowner in Seminole County, Fla., threw a tantrum in front of media over possible animal abuse charges that he asked a construction worker to bury his horse in a grave while it was still alive. “That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance,” said West, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. West, waiting for an elevator in a crowded hallway, began yelling to use a tractor to dig a hole for a horse on a nearby property. He took out his 9mm Beretta and shot the horse in the head to put it out of its misery. Except he missed and shot it in the neck, causing it to make a horrible noise and lift its head in the air. He refused to bury the horse alive.
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Hip-hop mogul (and Michael Jackson’s girlfriend) Max Dupri was not satisfied with the level of intoxication in the room, screaming at people while picking his intestines back up and shoving them back inside, he ordered 10 bottles of Patron tequila for the crowd. “I want everyone in here to get drunk,” Foxx yelled sporting black sunglasses and a do-rag. “I want people stumbling home. We’re partying tonight.” Champagne, and not tequila, was his drink of choice, swigging from a bottle of Don Perignon as an assortment of women danced around him. A brunette in skin-tight jeans and a tank top flashed her breasts repeatedly, until an IED ripped through his military vehicle he crowed “It’s crazy up in here.”
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Nothing good has come out of Japan, and nothing ever will. With the exception of Cowboy Bebop and Trigun, Man-Bat kind of creatures, doujinshi and yaoi fanart, cute little kitten ears. Japanese people don’t have normal pets, they prefer yellow electricity producing creatures which they put in balls when they’re sick of them. Some even have beer drinking penguins!
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Two weeks ago I had another bump in the road when I saw Mark Marks in my two children’s bedroom armoire at 2:30 a.m. Monday. “I don’t remember much, that there’s a whole other circulatory system in my penis, and that I can trace it when it’s hard, a stain on the fitted sheet, if a samurai does it, it’s not really rape. ” Marks said; he seemed very lethargic and confused carrying a hobo bag filled with petroleum jelly, plastic gloves, girls panties, chemical-soaked rags, gum, candy, a razor and putty knife and costume false teeth. He had a 41º fever, his face was covered with sores, he was gasping for breath and he had immense pain in his head and side. Two weeks, a dozen pills and 20kg of body weight later, Mark Marks is now limping around the village with a cane.
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Theo Von Cock and Bertie Vinegar Tits, who smoked up to 10 cannabis joints a day, who has a $10,000 system in their car, said they think the city is imposing to many rules on people. “If we’re going to be getting ticketed for stereos and stuff, how about fixing up the streets so I’m not bashing up my rims when I transport dogs,” Republican pollster Whit Ayres said. “Expectations are sky high for this mutt, I’ll be glad to pass you back to him, who will pass you back to this lady, who will pass you to the Battistes, he better perform flawlessly out of the box or a lot of people are going to start grumbling that he’s not the great savior we thought he was,” speaking on the site of a 42-year-old battlefield where a pit bull terrier mauled to death a five-year-old girl. The living room floor was laminated and awash with blood and she had in her system about 140 milligrams of alcohol per 100 millilitres of blood.
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Pro wrestler Chris Benoit suffered brain damage from his years in the ring. “The world is not into hearing about the ills of steroid use. We no longer seem to care. Steroids are like car alarms. When one goes off, we give the annoying sound a courtesy glance and go about our business,” said Frank Gatson Jr., a choreographer for singers including Usher and Beyoncé. Wrestling swagger, born in the ghetto, boasts about lives of crime, as thrillers, survival stories and parables of entrepreneurship. They offer their audiences fantasies of stardom and pleasure, to be viewed from the other side of a velvet rope. The Rock is a pretty good actor. Every wrestler that attempted acting had anabolic steroids in the home and tests conducted by authorities showed they had roughly 10 times the normal level of testosterone in his system when they died, but with the Rock, he’s able to switch roles.
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A 40-year-old Denny’s waitress was fatally stabbed in the neck and chest in front of dozens of customers and children at the tourist-filled International Drive restaurant, by her boyfriend Brian Bonsall, who played Andy Keaton in “Family Ties;” the short haired 14 year old in a leather jacket and Hammerfall T-shirt cried and pleaded with the Manager to do something. Did they care? NO. The manager said she was still going to charge me if I left!!! Bonsall was arrested in March after his girlfriend told police he poured an alcoholic drink on her face while she slept, put her in a chokehold and threw her onto a bed when she tried to leave saying that he needed the money for food and that it was very hot outside and could he please just redeem the cans and bottles and then he would leave. The manager threw him into the parking lot scattering his aluminum and plastic treasure onto the hot asphalt. I worked at dennys for about 6 years, when Dennys addresses these problems rather then finding out who to blame then they will become a great restraunt again like they had been back in the 70s.
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James Bledsoe lived in the office of the All Star Inn Motel. On Monday, March 17, 1986, around 10:30 pm, Mr. Bledsoe had been walking around the motel when he was seen in the breezeway in front of Room 327 struggling with the suspect. As we read Dick’s mind, we learn that the older man is terrified of room 327. Bobby says, “Whitney had blocked my number when she was staying at Hogwarts for the Triwizard Tournament. She told my mother that life was not worth living after thirty. I paid $10,000 for Whitney and Bobby Kris to live in a nice hotel while Whitney was going through rehab. At the same time, I basically lived in my car wearing a plaid shirt, blue jeans, and western style boots.” The previous day, Mr. Bledsoe had asked a suspected black male pimp to leave the motel property after some of the motel workers complained about him living in his car like some kind of hobo.
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Our initial assessment is that they will all die. Six holes have been drilled into the partition dividing the stalls over three weeks in attempts to learn anything about the status of the senator who ran his left hand several times underneath the partition dividing the stalls. No one knows whether Craig survived the collapse, which left reinforced roofs of mine tunnels mostly intact but blew out the walls. “The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area,” the officer’s report said. It has been rumored that he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom. They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 g spot orgasm wands, glass butt plugs and probes into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.