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The neuropathologic changes in her brain were precisely of the type seen in patients who enter a PVS following cardiac arrest. Dr. Victor Gambone, an internist and Schiavo family physician, independently made the diagnosis of persistent vegetative state (PVS) within approximately one year after Schiavo’s cardiac arrest. Can you imagine what it would be like to be in Terri Shiavo’s position, to be slowly and painfully killed, and not to be able to speak up to prevent it, to have a father with a lower BMI than less active children, some kind of super robot has looks like he had bad acne and a stupid mustache? The best would obviously be 1 year awake and 1 year of sleep. This can only be done at a coffee shop, I recommend a star bucks. Did i mention that on my sleep year off, i just put all my money in some low risk investments, and bam, i got $69 000 now. I kept my promise.
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In one experiment, Wansink placed candy jars of chocolate in office workers’ cubicles for a month. Then, he moved the candy six feet away. Simply having the candy closer meant the office workers ate five more candies a day. That adds up to 125 calories a day, or 12 pounds a year. His experiment failed when every children died and his creditor Pizza the Hutt “ate himself to death”, without taking the agreed payment, a million spacebucks, instead taking a much smaller amount of only 248 spacebucks for food, gas and tolls.
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Indiana Conservation Officers tried out new sonar equipment Wednesday during a diving investigation into submerged cars at the Angel Mounds boat launch. Divers located four cars, three bodies and four weapons, including one 303 rifle, one double barrel gun and two spring rifles, and one boat carrying the spirit over the waters of time under the water. a letter writing relationship between Richard Ramirez “The Night Stalker” and Scott Peterson has recently developed, Richard recently wrote to Scott and offered him his condolences, thoughts, and ideas, about his future in prison, and also his basic lifestyle.
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Officials are investigating unconfirmed reports that a meteorite crashed in southern Peru over the weekend and caused dozens of people to become sick. The crater is some 66 feet wide and 16 feet deep. Local media have reported eyewitness accounts of a fiery ball falling from the sky and smashing into the desolate Andean plain near the Bolivian border Saturday morning. When a meteor strikes the earth, its radiation turns the recently deceased into flesh-eating zombies. As the living dead swarm, hip-hop mogul P. Diddy sauntered down the red carpet, toothpick firmly in mouth, black Gucci loafers gleaming was exposed to the amoeba, naegleria fowleri, and suffered from flu-like symptoms. The killer that lives in the hot, fresh water is a single cell amoeba that once exposed to the human brain through the nasal passages is almost always fatal. As the living dead swarm, a group of frightened survivors whip the crowd of tastemakers, fashionistas, and celebrities like Beyonce until they lay bleeding in the gutter, pleading for help. But by then, no one will hear your cries, as the poison dulls your senses and your mind sees only the mirage of paradise instead of the reality of Hell. What the fuck is a fashionista? I’ve had one on the stove since noon and it’s still the consistency of sole of workboot.
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A Lewiston woman who said she was “horrified” by the content of an acclaimed sex education book has checked out copies from two libraries and refuses to give them back. She was actually the girl in high school that had the hot dog broken off inside her.
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In suburban Atlanta, things changed fast. The new foods were cheap, unhealthy and hard to resist: toaster waffles, corn dogs and the chocolate syrup Adrian liked so much he guzzled it straight from the bottle and just ate and ate and ate until he weighed 500 pounds and had borderline or moderate mental deficiency at age 7 years. “They used to make fun of me at school, hurling water balloons at me from the back of the cafetorium of the elementary school,” Adrian says, “so I sat on them until inspiration hatched.”
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Abigail has big brown eyes, a dazzling smile and at just 6 years old she has already competed in local swim meets. A search of the pool filter turned up Abigail’s intestine.
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The body of Edward Gierlach, 91, was discovered by his son in the driveway of his property in Iosco Township, about 55 miles northwest of Detroit, police said in a statement. Gierlach lives in a nursing home in Fowlerville. Family told Local 4, he often visited the property on nice days. The pit bulls, ten in all, belonged to a neighboring farm, according to police. “Its hard to determine because once we collect them, some of them are related so they appear similar. It’s hard to determine which dog did the attacks,” said Det. Sean Furlong. The dogs will be tested and animal control will decide how many of them should be euthanized.
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The Rockland County health department hit the Great China Buffet restaurant with two violations after someone took pictures of an employee stomping on a bowl of garlic and Oriental foods with his boots in an alley. Strange odors lurking around the buffet area made me projectile vomit oatmeal all over my pregnant wife and cats after I was stuffed to the gills with almond cookies.
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Jacob Brighton, 16, never said he loved volcanoes. I said I hate sea turtles. I only said that volcanoes spew lava and eat babies. horses also eat babies. he shot and killed his parents last month because he always felt like a disappointment to them, he did not have a job when his parents wanted him to, smoked marijuana and did not share the same “qualities or interests” as his father. According to Brighton he began thinking about shooting his parents on Aug. 2 while he and his father, 47-year-old Richard Brighton, were watching finding nemo together in a bedroom of their home in western Fort Pierce. did you see finding nemo? sea turtles smoke marijuana. they are old, shell-bound, sea faring pot heads, and I say let them die.