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Leeeeeroy Kenderick was a chubby youth and self-described “couch potato who played video games and didn’t go outside much.” Since then, he says he was getting bored with all the talk of “mana” and the probability of survival being “32.33, repeating, of course”; and decide to go it alone. he has dropped 40 pounds and learned to swim and ride a bike. “I got a bike for Christmas. I touched it once, fell off and never rode it again.” leeroy, you’re such an idiot.