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Amid more carnage, gratuitous sex and evil shark clatter, two adolescents are shown kissing on the deck of a water slide. Suddenly, they are pushed down by an unseen body. “There’s a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the Megalodon cage,” zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters. At the end of the slide, they meet an unfortunate death in the crushing jaws of the Megalodon. “And who would believe you? A disgruntled employee with stolen, confidential documents? Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.”