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A man has died after his foot became trapped in a flooded drain as torrential rain lashed parts of Britain today. His MySpace profile revealed he ate human flesh and he only ate it because it was food and it was available at the moment. Soldiers are on MySpace; officers are on Facebook; Firefighters and divers battle for three hours to rescue the man soaking up too much bandwidth with their MySpace usage. He died shortly before 3pm. Witnesses described seeing the man being submerged on several occasions as the water levels rose. At one point, he lost consciousness as the emergency crews struggled to free him. Moments later, he lost his battle for Azeroth over land, sea, and air in this award-winning continuation of the epic war between the Orcs and Humans.